Screw-U-Gov
Fade in to WENDALL WACK, 34 Janitor. The bright green glow, of his lime T-shirt, is reflecting off his newly replaced teeth. His smile is big and bright, against the complexion of his dark skin. He is also wearing, what looks to be a toupee, styled like the Otis Williams in 1965.
Wendall Wack
I should've though about what I was doing. Before
I carelessly took steps to destroy my future. I used
to work as a Janitor in a government test facility,
until I was laid off. But then I talked to Screw-U-
Gov, collections for you. They filed my claim within
months and made me over eight point nine million nickels.
Yes, thats almost half a million dollars paid over 50 years.
I moved from my sleeping bag on the corner of Arizona
and 4th, to a single, off of Manchester and Western.
I now got a new bed, a new t.v. a new couch. I also
got new teeth and hair to replace what fell out.
Cut to:
DAVID S. JOHNSON, an Armani dressed attorney, proudly sporting his NAACP pin. His is dressed too perfect. His hair, his teeth, his shirt, tie and watch all reflect the light, distinctly as he gestures.
David S. Johnson
Here at Screw-U-Gov we handle your case against the
government and make sure that you receive twenty
percent of the money you deserve, for the low, low cost
of eighty percent of your return. Call me David S. Johnson
for your complimentary fifty dollar consultation. That's
David "Skruyew" Johnson at 1-900-Screw-U-2.
That's 1-900 Screw-U-2.
That's 1-900 Screw-U-2.
Announcer
All calls are $1.99 per minute for the first 2 minutes and five dollars
each additional minute. Long distance charges will apply.
Dissolve to:
To be continued in the next chapter folks. Thanks for reading ....
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