Shitship Entermusk
Ext. Fecal Farm - Day
A small sparkle flares from the sheep shit pile. Bucktooth Burt Continues to walk by unaware.
Camera FX: Fast zoom into the realm of "Innerspace" 25 years later.
Ext. Or Int. (WTH) Sheep Shit Pile - Continuous
Inside the sheep shit pile, the Shitship Entermusk is cruising slowly deeper into the heap.
Narrator
Shit, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Shitship Entermusk.
Whose continuing mission, to seek out new life and new dung libations.
To boldly capture feces, like no man would think of doing before.
Int. Shitship Entermusk - Continuous
A large toilet floats in space labeled The ShitShip Entermusk. Inside the toilet on the bridge...
Shit4Brains
Shit4Brains
Captain, if these coordinates are correct, we will be in reach
of a highly optimized source of methane in two minutes.
Captain Shithead
Thank you Shit4Brains. Set a course for the largest of the mounds and open communications Hear4Shit. The Scoutship Dungbeetle is out here somewhere.
Hear4Shit
Captain, Dungbeetle's last known communication says that they were being attacked by giant fly drones.
Captain Shithead
Anything else?
Hear4Shit
I think MouthOShit has something to say.
Captain Shithead
He's saying that Fullofshit went down to engineering to check the flushing status.
(Taps on his communicator on his chest)
Captain Shithead to Shitpile come in.
FullOShit
This is engineering over.
Captain Shithead
Give me an update on the flushing system.
FullOShit
Well Captain, LoadOshit is in the Shitpile right now thinning it out, for flushing. Looks like it's gonna take him another ten minutes Sir.
Captain Shithead
LoadOshit I need the system prepared in five minutes. When we find The Dungbeetle I want to be able to fart right out of here.
LoadOShit
Ei Ei Captain I'm doing the best I can. But I will have the fartwarp ready in time.
Hear4Shit
Captain I'm receiving a message from the Dungbeetle.
Captain Shithead
Put it onscreen. This is Captain Shithead of the ShitShip Entermusk, responding to your distress signal. Are you still in need of assistance?
Captain Beetlebrains
This is Captain Beetlebrains of the Dungbeetle. We are under a severe larva attack. Please do not use Raid to attack them. That would destroy our hull and it has a reverse effect on the larva.
Captain Shithead
What do you mean by reverse effect?
Captain Beetlebrains
Raid makes them mutate. It accelerates the their transformation as well as increases their aggression as well as their growth
Shit4Brains
We now have visual confirmation Captain.
Captain Shithead
Onscreen.
We see a large beetle surrounded by huge flies and covered with small larva.
Captain Shithead (Cont.)
Deploy the bug light and flypaper.
LoadOShit
Captain the flusher is prepared to fire.
Captain Shithead
Great! Fire on my command.
FullOShit
I'm headed to the bridge Captain.
Captain Shithead
Teleshit do you have a lock on the beetles.
TeleShit
Yes Captain.
Captain Shithead
Diarrheaport them over.
TeleShit
We got them all Captain.
Captain Shithead
Drop the bomb and flush it, LoadOshit.
Captain Shithead
Engage Fartwarp drive.
Shit4Brains
Aye, Aye Captain!
Captain Shithead
Thank you Shit4Brains. Set a course for the largest of the mounds and open communications Hear4Shit. The Scoutship Dungbeetle is out here somewhere.
Hear4Shit
Captain, Dungbeetle's last known communication says that they were being attacked by giant fly drones.
Captain Shithead
Anything else?
Hear4Shit
I think MouthOShit has something to say.
Captain Shithead
He's saying that Fullofshit went down to engineering to check the flushing status.
(Taps on his communicator on his chest)
Captain Shithead to Shitpile come in.
FullOShit
This is engineering over.
Captain Shithead
Give me an update on the flushing system.
FullOShit
Well Captain, LoadOshit is in the Shitpile right now thinning it out, for flushing. Looks like it's gonna take him another ten minutes Sir.
Captain Shithead
LoadOshit I need the system prepared in five minutes. When we find The Dungbeetle I want to be able to fart right out of here.
LoadOShit
Ei Ei Captain I'm doing the best I can. But I will have the fartwarp ready in time.
Hear4Shit
Captain I'm receiving a message from the Dungbeetle.
Captain Shithead
Put it onscreen. This is Captain Shithead of the ShitShip Entermusk, responding to your distress signal. Are you still in need of assistance?
The bridges communication screen tunes into a fuzzy, grainy image of a human dung beetle. It is Captain Beetlebrains.
Captain Beetlebrains
This is Captain Beetlebrains of the Dungbeetle. We are under a severe larva attack. Please do not use Raid to attack them. That would destroy our hull and it has a reverse effect on the larva.
Captain Shithead
What do you mean by reverse effect?
Captain Beetlebrains
Raid makes them mutate. It accelerates the their transformation as well as increases their aggression as well as their growth
Shit4Brains
We now have visual confirmation Captain.
Captain Shithead
Onscreen.
We see a large beetle surrounded by huge flies and covered with small larva.
Captain Shithead (Cont.)
Deploy the bug light and flypaper.
Out of the top right of the ToiletShip, a laser-like net shoots out. The net opens to a grid in mid space in front of the toilet.. ship... Out of the left side, a huge strip of flypaper shoots out and does the same. The flies automatically are drawn and start sticking and frying in the traps.
LoadOShit
Captain the flusher is prepared to fire.
Captain Shithead
Great! Fire on my command.
FullOShit
I'm headed to the bridge Captain.
Captain Shithead
Teleshit do you have a lock on the beetles.
TeleShit
Yes Captain.
Captain Shithead
Diarrheaport them over.
TeleShit
We got them all Captain.
Captain Shithead
Drop the bomb and flush it, LoadOshit.
The bomb starts powering up, like diarrhea bubbling up in a stomach. Then a big toilet flush.
Captain Shithead
Engage Fartwarp drive.
Shit4Brains
Aye, Aye Captain!
Then we see the toilet fart and warp through a huge pile of shit. The lava and the flies caught in all the traps explode into a brown mess.
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