The Fecal Farm
BUCKTOOTH BURT is standing in some muddy dingy overalls. His straw hat and his face have a few spots of caked on, brown matter. He is missing both of his front teeth, yet is not afraid to show it.
SFX: Mezzo allegro Banjo music plays
Bucktooth Burt
Howdy partner. We got some great deals going on,
for you, down here at The Fecal Farm. We got dog
shit, cat shit, cow shit, elephant shit, kangaroo shit,
bat shit, lion, tiger and bear shit, oh my! And today
we have a special going on on sheep shit Yes, sheep
shit folk, for only $48.99 a pound. So get on down
here to The Fecal Farm and see me, Bucktooth Burt,
to get the deals on shit. Or call us toll free at 1-800-
Shit-4-Me. That's 1-800-Shit-4-Me
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KSUK Radio cont'd...
Inside the KSUK Radio D.J. booth. Happening Jake sets the needle on the vinyl.
SFX. Song Starts
Happening Jake
Man, with all the people ordering from the fecal farm,
its no wonder the world is full of shit. Anyway, Sounds
like they have a lot of shit. Something like the brown
eyed Lonnie Turner I was talking too earlier. I dedicated
this one to you and your man for the night. This is called
"These Ones"
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More to come....
